lemon squeezy

A person that is so impatient they become anoying

I told you i would call you later. Stop blowing up my phnoe lemon squeezy!!

by lemon sqeezy11 June 16, 2008

Lemon law

When you push both of your balls up into someone’s butthole and then pee on their back.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me with my dad so I enacted the lemon law on her.

by Sven’s D June 21, 2018

lemon squeeze

Pour fresh lemon juice in an open vagina

Man dude it stank so I did a lemon squeeze

by Jeha May 15, 2015

zesting the lemon

The act of intentionally grinding up on a woman when they are having a tantrum. A diffusing technique

Christal was having a tanty but after zesting the lemon she settled down

by FireflyNZ June 24, 2021

Lemon Snerd

Very offensive term, in simple words it means "ChedLaa"

Wha kerd, lemon snerd.

by JasonKellow June 8, 2023

Paxton Lemons

The scariest man alive, in his free time, he rapes girls. first he tickles their boobs, then he asks them if he can borrow their phone charger. The girl goes upstairs to get it, while he is alone, he masturbates all over the couch. He throws her on the ground and barfs in her mouth. She enjoys this very much and throws a party with her friends. They all come over and watch as Paxton melests them. Paxton is probably the best person you ill ever meet he always knows how to get the girls.

Paxton Lemons is hot! I want him to pinch my booti.

by Michael Slinkman November 17, 2013

Lemon Scrolling

When a person is reading a fanfiction, but becomes impatient and begins to scroll through quickly looking for the lemon.

Girl 1: Did you read the lemon yet?!?
Girl 2: Not yet!
Girl 1: Start lemon scrolling! The scene is so sexy! Seifer has a panther!

by firefly734 October 23, 2011