vanilla pervert

Just a normal dude that likes big tits and blow jobs, nothing wild.

Yeah they won't have fun at the orgy, they're a vanilla pervert

by Dino the Genetic Marvel February 15, 2024

Blood Vanilla Port

A dessert of port wine mixed with vanilla ice cream. Creating an ice cream port float.

They ordered a blood vanilla port for dessert after their dinner.

by Justice78 May 19, 2018

Vanilla Eclair

A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile

“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”

by Hampton Grey April 20, 2021

vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.

In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.

by Forblano September 7, 2015

vanilla

Tomass

person 1: yo that person is tomass

Person 2:what dose that mean?
Person1: it means they are vanilla

by HighCookie January 20, 2022

Vanilla Oreo threesome

2 people of asian ethnicity grouped up with a person of caucasian ethnicity for intercourse.

we need to find someone of the caucasian ethnicity to truly fill our Vanilla Oreo threesome

by Anonymoustuxedo6969 May 2, 2021

vanilla freak

someone who claims to be freaky just because they're a top. a vanilla freak say they're down for anything but likes traditional, normal sex.

He's a such a vanilla freak, he won't even give me head.

by boy with a j name September 18, 2020