national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor

National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll

by StickyBeans July 30, 2021

THIRTEENTH-FLOORED

To isolate yourself somewhere above everyone and hate on everyone below you.

Over the events of the day and completely thirteenth-floored

by Shredhead5280 October 05, 2019

floor gum

When you cum on the floor and make the bitch lick it up.

I heard she's into some kinky shit.
Yeah I heard she liked floor gum.

by Kaden Streitenberger April 23, 2021

floor skrilla

The semen and sweat soaked money found on the floor of a strip club.

That ho work at the Bank and Spank, but she busted so she ain't even gettin that Floor Skrilla

by Rhenthalin1 October 23, 2014

Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!

Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.

by Peanut Butter Balls April 08, 2022

floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

chair floor

marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor

p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!

by ehhmazing July 15, 2023