spring tension

Da "wound up" feeling dat you experience when da snow starts to recede and da first green shoots of grass start coming up, making you feverishly compelled to go and check da tempered-steel coiled-wire components of your lawn and garden equipment to see if they still possess adequate pull, or if they are too saggy and weak to do their strong-and-quick-return-motion job anymore.

Da term "spring tension" and also refer to da yearly period when "young men's thoughts turn to love", and thus you are concerned dat if you manage to sneak a willing female home wif you, your parents --- or even worse, da girl's parents, if you two also end up at her house on some of da occasions when you "get it on" --- will hear da tell-tail squeaking of your mattress-coils.

by QuacksO June 13, 2023

Spring leaning

When it's the start of spring and you want to cut your fat % to get that Summer body.

It's time to start my Spring leaning to get ready for Summer.

by Lazygal_ September 3, 2023

Cheeseburger Spring Roll

When an American and an Asian love each other very much.

American: Tonight we are gonna do a cheeseburger spring roll
Asian: I’m down ;)

by Kid Kawaii July 9, 2018

spring break

the trailer to summer, normally is horrible if you spend it at home. The rich kids at my private school go to Hawaii or Cancun and the Middle Class kids stay in the states, usually going to a next door state in the same region

“I’m Stoked for spring break. I’m going to North Carolina”
“ That’s fun but I’m bingeing every season of The Outer Banks on Netflix”

by harryslefttoenail March 26, 2023

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!

"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

by cjohnson85 April 4, 2008

cold spring theory

The probability that they know Eugene is 10 to 1

Cold Spring theory? You got the wrong map.

by Florence1 August 2, 2023

spring has sprung

a phrase meaning either " its time to get your behind of the couch and get going", or " yoohoo, it's time to get a move on".

N.B: this phrase can be used to motivate/galvanize/encourage couch potatoes and other lazy people to se ponerse a trabajar

dude 1) yoohoo you lazy couch potato, spring has sprung. you know the saying if you snooze, you lose, right? now, get your ass of that couch and yellah.

dude 2) okay, okay, i'm getting up, just give me a moment (slowly and lazily starts getting up). what do you want me to do?

by Sexydimma April 21, 2013