Pearl Nelson

It's those unwritten things you learn in nursing school.

She unzipped my pants and performed a "Pearl Nelson". That was the best "Pearl Nelson" ever.

by underagedjoe March 2, 2023

Mike Nelson

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs

I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal

by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 3, 2023

Jasauni Nelson

A unique example of self awareness and discipline to the dreams and aspirations of himself compassion and understanding for others most importantly the positive empowerment of words that creates motivation that is Jasauni Nelson

Jasauni Nelson is a friend to appreciate.

by 1705 July 27, 2023

mindy Nelson

A fat count and a big narcissist that can’t hand the truth and blames other ppl to make herself feel good.

I’m mindy Nelson and I’m not happy with myself

by Mike Hanson August 24, 2023

Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.

You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.

by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023

Soggy Nelson

To shove ones period blood up someone's nose to simulate a nose bleed.

I gave my best friend a Soggy Nelson

by Mr_Scrubss January 8, 2024

madein nilo

another term used for big dick.

“Wow madein nilo has a big dick, and he can crank too!”

by big chedda November 16, 2023