OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER

Wait for your girl to be fully asleep, then gently slide in her, undetected, giving her the ol' Bunker-Buster. Once the payload has been delivered, shout-out the code words "The Ham is in the Sammich", signifying the mission is complete.

I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.

by El Guapo Blanco June 22, 2025

Midnight Cinderella

When something isn’t as glamorous or appealing as it seems; a reality check

“Living alone has been great, but housekeeping is a real midnight Cinderella”

by MysticofCyanCove August 31, 2022

midnight brew

A bottle of urine generally occurring from a late night piss when one is too tired to make it to the restroom, and/or a long car ride; a drink that duck drinks

Man ducks sippin on his midnight brew
I made some dank midnight brew last night.

by Duckdagawd July 25, 2021

meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight

On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)

"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.

by Dia ;) February 13, 2021

Midnight Laundry

When you get your last pair of underwear dirty so you clean it in a bathroom sink

“hey man, how was your night?”

“It was alright, I pissed myself and had to do some Midnight Laundry

by Shakespere4Real July 20, 2025

Midnight Fever

When something wakes you up in the first couple hours of the morning (around midnight) and you can’t get back to sleep for at least a couple hours. Usually causing you some drowsiness during the day.

A: Dang man i’m tired, I crashed right after I got out of work and woke up super early.
B: Did you go back to sleep?
A: Nah I grabbed my phone like an idiot and scrolled for hours. Had that Midnight Fever.

by That_one_guy_over_there June 10, 2025

Midnight Palm

Having you’re girlfriend wake you up in the middle of the night with a hand job.

Thanks for giving the old “midnight palm” last night.

by DeanGullberry69 October 31, 2020