Midnight Sniff

Its like that thing that one time where you are in bed alone and you fart into your hand and you like smell it, one time.

I was exhausted after that four hour meeting, I went to bed but I couldn't fall asleep without my Midnight Sniff.

by Grijn March 16, 2019

Midnight name

The name your dominant lover, sir, or mistress calls you by when you're being summoned for a spanking, usually late at night; your pet name.

Guy:hey babe, with a booty like that, you look like you're just beggin for a spanking! What's your name?
Girl: actually I am looking for a spanking, my names Sarah but you can call me Cherry, it's my midnight name.

by Lonesentry July 27, 2016

Midnight Melvin

When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.

Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.

Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...

by 18cent June 12, 2017

Midnight Accounting

1. Changing the books to hide shit.

2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.

3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.

4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.

1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.

2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?

by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023

midnight adrenaline

That burst of energy you get from eleven thirty to three am.

''Yo, Randy, i got that midnight adrenaline!"

''Welcome to the Night Life, Kole."

by the thing goes December 7, 2017

Midnight Hammer

When you give her the hammer at midnight (12:00) and finish by 12:01.

I gave her the midnight hammer last night and left, just like the airstrike.

by TheAtheistOfficer June 22, 2025

midnight lover

Whore at midnight who sucks your dick in the morning

Hee Mark do you remember that midnight lover of 2 years ago?

by Teun5 September 10, 2016