lemon squeezy

A person that is so impatient they become anoying

I told you i would call you later. Stop blowing up my phnoe lemon squeezy!!

by lemon sqeezy11 June 15, 2008

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Lemon law

When you push both of your balls up into someone’s butthole and then pee on their back.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me with my dad so I enacted the lemon law on her.

by Sven’s D June 21, 2018

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Man dude it stank so I did a lemon squeeze

by Jeha May 14, 2015

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The act of intentionally grinding up on a woman when they are having a tantrum. A diffusing technique

Christal was having a tanty but after zesting the lemon she settled down

by FireflyNZ June 25, 2021

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When a person is reading a fanfiction, but becomes impatient and begins to scroll through quickly looking for the lemon.

Girl 1: Did you read the lemon yet?!?
Girl 2: Not yet!
Girl 1: Start lemon scrolling! The scene is so sexy! Seifer has a panther!

by firefly734 October 24, 2011

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by Sexydimma March 10, 2015

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A person who daydreams at work, but the boss, for some reason, doesn't seem to care

by Sexydimma September 14, 2016

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