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Jerry Jonesing

To fondle, caress, grope, or otherwise "second base" a girl from behind.
Damn that girl looks good, I'm going to do some serious Jerry Jonesing if I can get behind her in line!
by kmillertime August 7, 2014
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Jerry

The best person you will ever meet, you can never hate him. He only knows how to be the best. He is handsome, caring and just the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life
by Hong chi August 9, 2021
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Jerry

The spelling usually used in the male version of this name. However in rare instances it can be used to name a female instead of the more common ‘Gerri’.

Girls named Jerry are normally socially outgoing and may sometimes speak their mind with less restraint than necessary. If you are lucky enough to get to know a Jerry though, you’ll see that they are remarkably intelligent and have a willpower stronger than you could ever imagine; not to mention the fact that they are HOT!

Her unique and witty humour will both drive you insane and make you love her to bits, plus her drinks repertoire is fantastic. Everyone should be grateful to have a Jerry in their life because they make living just that much better.

Note: A common side effect of being named Jerry is the innate ability to mess food and drinks on people in social settings, however this is annulled by their cute laugh afterwards.
“Wow! That girl has the looks and the persona to match, she’s such a Jerry.”

I know this girl who is great fun to kick back with, her name must be Jerry”
by SaltlovesPepper May 22, 2018
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Jerrying

The act of coming to someone with a small inquiry and somehow ending up in a longer lasting conversation, allowing you to procrastinate on a pressing task.

Very typical in work situations.
"Feel like I've been Jerrying around the office all day, I haven't finished anything!"

"Man has any one seen Tom? He was supposed to help me with putting this room back together... He better not be out there Jerrying!"
by Sweet & Smoky Pork Tenderloin September 30, 2020
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Jerry

actual fatass who cries about bein fat and pretends to have an ED, then binge eats and gains more weight.

(fag)
“I hate jerry”
by lucas_0526 April 25, 2025
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Jerry slip

In psychoanalysis, a jerry slip is an off branch of the Freudian slip, and refers to the miscalculation of a physical action that occurs due to the calling of nature.
"Did you hear about that one year 8 boy who took a dump off the high ropes at camp?"
"Yeah, call that a Jerry slip."
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Jerry

meaning - That one guy everybody blames, has really pretty eyes, a total dumbass, idiot. Has a really beautiful and smart gf. Is kindhearted, sweet, he's so thoughtful and fun to be around.
Jerryyy
by skylarrr_x_x November 22, 2021
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