The thorough cleaning of the inside of one's automobile. People who have children are in more regular need of a car douche than people who do not have children. Also, cars where sloppy sexual acts or extreme violence take place would be in more need of a car douching.
"My son and his friend from little league just made a snuff film with a circle jerk scene in it. Time for a car douche.
by BustaNutt May 6, 2011
Get the Car Douche mug.Person who talks loudly on phone around a captive audience (i.e. In an elevator, a train, dorm room, or other group setting) and says ignorant, obnoxious, or simply TMI kinds of things.
In a dorm, late at night:
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."
You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."
You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.
by sprstix409 January 28, 2012
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KJ: " I unfriended Branham on Facebook. He said some shit that totally pissed me off!"
Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."
Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."
by MadMorsel August 19, 2013
Get the Expired Douchebag mug.A guy who is such a big douche that douche alone does not suffice... He is a used douche bag, a creamy douche.
That guy is wearing skinny jeans, getting rejected by all the chicks in the bar, and he still thinks he is cool...what a creamy douche.
by goatballs December 26, 2013
Get the creamy douche mug.Somebody who texts you "what's up" and never responds when you send a reply. It's safe to assume that this person doesn't know dick about his or her balls and they probably listen to Juicy J.
by The Big Beans March 14, 2014
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Get the Shitty Douche mug.A guy who is such a shameless yet stealthy and unsuspecting player that he will try to sweet talk you to try to get to fuck you.... and do the same with your sister, who looks just ike you, at the same time.
Sister 1: "Hey, guess who has been texting me telling me I am so beautiful, I am the "one"and he would treat me so good and he wants to take me out?
Sister 2: "WHO?"
Sister 1: "Danny, that really sweet but kinda fat guy from down the street."
Sister 2: "No way? Really, what did he say....because he has been texting me and sweet talking me all summer and I thought he really meant it....I mean look at him, he's nice but kinda fat, right??"
Sister 1: "What a doublemint douchebag! He has been playing us both and trying to get at least one sister to sleep with him. WTF??"
Sister 2: "WHO?"
Sister 1: "Danny, that really sweet but kinda fat guy from down the street."
Sister 2: "No way? Really, what did he say....because he has been texting me and sweet talking me all summer and I thought he really meant it....I mean look at him, he's nice but kinda fat, right??"
Sister 1: "What a doublemint douchebag! He has been playing us both and trying to get at least one sister to sleep with him. WTF??"
by Jojobean42 October 11, 2015
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