captain carrot

Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!

Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!

by protective mama July 11, 2024

auto-carrot

Born from phone autocorrection failure by user free_Is6670, in twitch streamer Dee_dandy's chat, early 2021.

Used in amusing context instead of auto-correct when typo's are made.

"I am sorry my auto-carrot is acting up."

by LuminousVal June 3, 2021

Carrot

Carrot is the nickname for someone who’s very artistically talented and funny. And may or may not be a vampire.

That person seems to be a real carrot!

by Mr.Jeff November 4, 2021

squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.

"i'm about to squash the carrot "

by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017

Ravioli Carrot Sauce

A sentence to use when you want to say a swear word, I legit made this word up one day when I was bored so don't judge how cringy it might be

What the ravioli carrot sauce did you do that!
Johnny was such a ravioli carrot sauce today.

by BTS rules December 9, 2019

carrots

a food to eat if u want to get louis tomlinson ;)

"i like girls who eat carrots"-louis tomlinson

by LouisTomlinsonIsTheSun July 6, 2021

mouth carrot

A nerdy ass cat bitch who gets Id'd at the tarvern on a Friday night what a loser.

Oooh wow mouth carrot...... what a loser

by Analbeard June 7, 2018