August 2

national croc day!!! 🐊 wear your shoes boys and girls. time to get crocy.

you: why is everyone wearing crocs??
friend: it’s august 2!
you: so???
friend: soooo it’s national croc day!!!!
you: ah. makes sense. i should invest.

by benisbeaN August 2, 2023

August 22

It’s where it all started.

“august 22 2020 is when dracotok first began” idk

by crying cats cymbal August 22, 2021

August 9th

Haiji towa hate day

Did you hear it's August 9th.
Oh yeah it's haiji towa hate day!

by annneeee August 3, 2021

August 23rd

National send your boyfriend seggsy pics day. (Much worth it)

“Dude!! It’s August 23rd !! My girl is gonna send some fire pictures”

by Supreme69sexy August 23, 2022

august 2020

The only month in 2020 that nothing bad happens

guy 1: dang is already September nothing bad happened in august 2020 weird right
guy 2:i know

by a_gay_priest_who_has_a_stand September 4, 2020

August 15

National 'get drunk and have sex with your friend' day <3

x: hey wanna drink smth tonight?
y: oh no it's august 15 i know u wanna fuck me dumbass

by bluescreenbl August 14, 2023

August 21

The day a legendary mf named Erik Montes was born

: “Wake up its august 21st”

“What happens today?”

“ERIK WAS BORN TODAY”

by Wikipedia facts 101 October 11, 2021