American imperialism

When america plays world police and decides to invade a nation or infiltrate a nation with the intent of replacing the original democratically elected government or to gain wealth/ resources. Usually both

New recruit: “Wait a second why did we go to Afghanistan and protect opium farms after the taliban government started cutting production?”
High ranking official: “Rahhh you know why soldier! It’s American imperialism!!!”
New recruit: “But isn’t heroin bad?”
High ranking official: “NOT IF IT AINT COMING TO THE STATES”

by Shelter_is_a_human_right February 1, 2022

american liberation

it is basicly the opposite of arabian eyegoggles. its when you put your balls in a girls mouth and fart into her eyes, burning her eyes shut.

arabian eyegoggles? nahh, gimme some american liberation.

by bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbfoygp December 9, 2008

american freedom

a land full of guns, mcdonalds, patriots, and hella lot freedom.

*eagle screeches in background*
Guy: yep, that’s American freedom.

by agoddamnfuckingpatriot January 23, 2018

American Jujubee

Known for igniting many wars and controlling the U.S. Congress. See Wikipedia.

That American Jujubee just got elected to the Senate cause of his lineage.

by Mhunt44 February 25, 2009

American Eagle

a less expensive version of abercrombie. american eagle doesn't have a brand stamped on every single one of their shirts. that's what i like about it.

they have the cutest skirts. i love their beach skirts, they work really well w/ converses.

by nerdy grl May 13, 2005

american idiot

President George W. Bush, who's from Texas and brings down the entire quality of the state

The oldest son of former President George Bush Senior.

by Kupla-Khan September 16, 2005

american dream

The fallacy that 100% of a population can have higher living standards than 90% of themselves.

Joe: Hey, Fred! If I stand on your head, I'll be higher up than you.
Fred: Great! Then I can climb up and stand on YOUR head, I will be higher up than you, and we'll both be higher up than we are now!
Sue: Oh dear! You're having the American Dream.

by Jules1967 August 17, 2004