After unloading an MP5 clip

An action taken after spotting a live dowdell in the wild.

I feel better after unloading an MP5 clip into that dowdell

by Jagger March 13, 2003

Afterburner

The modern sex act of taking a woman from behind and whilst she massages the testes, thrust inside her, whilst leaning back and proceeding to let out a 'phat rip' on her fingers, possibly causing mild burns.

I swear man i pulled up on throttle n let out a sick afterburner on her!

by d34n0 March 7, 2009

afterday

adverb, noun

1. the day after tomorrow
2. two days later
3. the future; times yet to come

related words: beforeday

reference: a workaround to simplify the referencing of time, adapted from the Chinese 后天 (hòutiān, literally after•day), having the same meaning

1. Afterday is the day after tomorrow.
2. I leave for vacation afterday.
3. Afterday cannot come soon enough.
4. Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until afterday.
5. Beforeday begets yesterday just as tomorrow begets afterday.
6. Society of afterday shall know us only by our willed legacy.

by yqjb February 17, 2010

Shampoo After Effect

When you use certain shampoo's as a lubricant for sexual pleasure, it tends to have affect on your dick afterwards, where it turns red, and skin peels off and it hurts. It isnt like that perminantly, just for a week. goto jackinworld.com for masturbation tips.

I used this certain smooth shampoo to simulate a girls pussy while jacking off, and it gave a fucking after effect!

by anonymous January 1, 2005

after the fact

A euphemism for "after intercourse".

"The National Institutes of Health convened a group of experts that year to address the question 'What is the scientific evidence on the effectiveness of latex male condom-use sic to prevent STD transmission during vaginal intercourse?'

Most of the relevant published studies, they found, didn't use the kind of experimental design you'd want to see – i.e., prospective design, in which the researcher compiles data by following the subjects' behavior going forward, rather than gathering data after the fact."

by Lepus July 20, 2008

After Dinner Mint

When a man has sex wearing a condom, finishes in it, and then uses the condom like a slingshot to project the load into the girl's face.

After banging your sister I totally gave her an after dinner mint - It got all over her face!

by AndesMints December 9, 2011

afterbang

sometimes when ur skiing, you land a trick so well that it can only be described with the word "lax," so skiers made their own word, afterbang to replace it.

Did you see that guy snowplow? He afterbanged the whole way through.

by john 345345 January 11, 2011