Whitefield Wanker

An upper class guy that uses daddy's credit card to try find himself in Thailand

Oh man, I was chilling with him the other week, he was banging on about his trip to Thailand, he is a totally Whitefield Wanker.

by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021

wanker

a person that you either lost a fight to, or won a fight to

trevor got me in the jaw, what a fucking wanker

by hideB!tch February 1, 2020

Weed Wanker

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.

He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

orchard wanker

A person that just HAS TO HAVE ALL their tech products branded apple

Johnny is such an orchard wanker

by Icedevimon November 27, 2021

Rich Wanker Syndrome

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.

Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?

by LegalEagality February 23, 2023

haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018

Bloody Wanker

Bimbo

Bimbo is indeed a true bloody wanker hes addicted to wanking to gay porn

by True dictionarian April 22, 2022