The Ten Commandments

1. be gay do crime
2. sweater weather
3. they look so pretty it hurts
4. dreamnotfound
5. yeah i’ve met jared (of course i’ve met jared!)
6. 66
6. clear phone case
6. cuffed jeans
9. elsa

10. cottage in the woods

“it’s the ten commandments duel”
“number one”

by anonymous February 5, 2021

Ten

For whom, it's just a number, a whole number that a kid should memorize and remember. Little did they know that it's not just a number, but a human who came from a great work of masterpiece. Living in the universe of art, showing his ability and skills. Just like a painting, he would be a great masterpiece among them. A canvas that full of colors that can make your dull life bright. He's not just a number, but a human art.

"This Ten, was a great masterpiece that I've ever seen in my life."

by @notyourARTemis August 19, 2021

.9.The Number Ten Iz A Binder/Folder.9.

.9.The Number Ten Iz A Binder/Folder.9.

.9.The Number Ten Iz A Binder/Folder.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 1, 2025

Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.

by Macfac January 25, 2019

dropping ten pennies

The act of spreading false information, gossip, rumors, and bullshit to defame a person’s character.

Aunt Shirley is going around dropping ten pennies on her nephew to try to smear his good name.

by King Krilla September 23, 2022

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Stay on Ten

Stay Alert, always be Ready, to stay ready for ready.

1. Police officers must stay on Ten because things can pop off any second.

2. I try staying prepared for anything, it's best to stay on Ten.

by MissTECfacts July 30, 2024