To severely injure yourself (especially knees or ankles) in a way that might possibly require surgery while participating in sports such as basketball, football or parkour.
Many basketball fans, particularly in Memphis love to ridicule Zion Williamson for the injuries and weight issues that caused him to miss a significant number of games but fail to mention how high flying Ja is one dunk away from tearing dem shits up himself just like in the 2022 playoffs.
by He-ro October 24, 2022
by 7leafclover January 24, 2017
Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen
by jvrs April 16, 2023
When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face
I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.
by 5UBM15510N March 16, 2024
When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.
Tonya - Ms. Patty!, why is this funeral a closed casket, and not an open casket
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
by Nickell_Pickell May 19, 2016
On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
by what is a dinosaur again?? January 07, 2024
Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?
I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.
I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.
by Jet Puff October 12, 2022