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JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.
Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021
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Sun Yinghao

FATTEST ASS THICC BARBIE GIRL ACE ALL ROUNDER LONG LEGGED
Boy: You know Sun Yinghao?
Girl: Yeah which??
Boy: THE ONE WITH THE FATTEST ASS
by jiachen June 9, 2021
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Jupiter is the sun

Naming planets some idiot goes “sun” when naming planets after I show a image of Jupiter We had just Done 7 other planets the idiot only got earth and Saturn right and the idiot then guessed a star
Me being awesome, Guess this planet

Idiot, idk Sun

The idiot guessed That Jupiter is the sun
by The tallest me & biggest pp me September 15, 2021
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Suns

What a sports writer with an agenda won't tell their audience is that the Suns were already the team everybody thought would be dominant, stronger, and faster, and therefore it isn't stunning when they win, it's stunning when they don't, because them not winning was never likely.
The Suns did what they had to do to win, there's nothing stunning or upsetting about that. It's what people thought would happen all along. Stunning or upsetting would have bbeen what happened if the Clippers got the win, since they've never been to an NBA finals, snd though they are a good team, they weren't the team people thought of as the top team.
by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
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The Fucking Sun is Racist

When somebody who has a big ego is racist, you say "The Fucking Sun is Racist"
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Monkey Sun God

The Monkey Sun God originated from the "Bloons TD Series," TD for Tower Defense, made by Ninja Kiwi. It is an all-powerful being who devotes most of its time to popping balloons that are trying to attack a monkey village.
"The Super Monkey was finally turned into the Monkey Sun God, the all-powerful balloon decimator. Also known as the protector of monkeys.
by Monkey_Sun_God October 5, 2022
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Sun

by Daisy destruction May 28, 2017
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