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Stand-off

A chill but not so chill man who plays video all his life for ever
Yo stand-off lets game
by The_pailidan1 August 19, 2022
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one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.
Troels had a lof on one man stands.
by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013
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One Week Stand

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.
When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.
by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011
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fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.
When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight
by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015
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Standing ovation

When a girl fartshen sitting down and the fart makes her pussy lips flap
"Omg Karen what was sound?"

"It was a standing ovation Becca"
by Hdjfkf January 24, 2019
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San Francisco Stand Off

Where two people have a game of tug of war using their ass and some anal beads. First to get it ripped out loses (recommended to use the bathroom beforehand unless that's your thing)
"Jeez babe, my ass is so sore from that game of San Francisco Stand Off earlier"
by Vvespidae May 1, 2025
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68 Stand

A 68 Stand is where a guy stands up and receives oral and he owes her one. It's like a 69 but one less...and performed on him while he's standing.
Sonia got arrested for giving Rich a 68 Stand while he was in line at the atm.
by Antonius Magnus December 12, 2018
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