nicking sheet

UK slang for an Adjudication sheet handed to prisoners who have committed an offence while in custody.

‘I got a nicking sheet for telling that screw she smells like shit’

by drillerfromthemsides February 23, 2024

Call sheet

A "call sheet" is used in the film industry for a schedule made by an assistant director

"Is David on the call sheet for today?"

by Jpoppy5 January 27, 2026

Call sheet

A "call sheet" is used in the film industry for a schedule made by an assistant director.

Is David on the call sheet today?

by Jpoppy5 January 27, 2026

Call sheet

A outlined schedule for the crew on a film set. It helps them understand what shots they need to get, side tasks, etc.

“I have no idea what shots we’re getting today, someone grab the call sheet!”

by Quinnnnnnn September 9, 2025

fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

Excel sheet attraction

Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.

He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

Drop a spread sheet

Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock

Did you drop a spread sheet?

Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.

by tickl1sh May 29, 2014