Oscar, amazing his cock is 465779787968 metres long most people try to swallow it at first sight. But wow long hair amazing body
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Oscar (AKA Snowball) Puri is a very handsome Maltipoo. He lives in Bay Area, California. Oscar is a very anxious man, and has separation anxiety from his parents. Overall, Oscar is very chill, but does have sudden bursts of energy. Oh, he also looks like Alec Baldwin for some reason.
A: Nice dog, what's his name?
S: His name is Oscar Puri, isn't he handsome?
A: Yes, he is very good looking. I'll call him Snowball.
S: Haha, he'd like that.
A: Would you like to get coffee with me? Oscar can come too.
S: I’d love to.
(By the end of this story A and S start to date and Oscar is the best man at the wedding.)
S: His name is Oscar Puri, isn't he handsome?
A: Yes, he is very good looking. I'll call him Snowball.
S: Haha, he'd like that.
A: Would you like to get coffee with me? Oscar can come too.
S: I’d love to.
(By the end of this story A and S start to date and Oscar is the best man at the wedding.)
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Get the Oscar mug.Elmo's long-lost annoying older brother. instead of liking tickles, Oscar likes trash. when he runs out of batteries, solar panels come out of his head and whack people. he also can use his eyes as projectiles
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