Mushroom

Josh Wells

Josh Wells Your Such A Mushroom

by Midget1869 September 9, 2015

mushroom

a disgusting filth of growth that is literal fungi and tastes like alien slime and smells like your worst nightmare.

if you are someone who has had the unfornunate meeting of taste buds to mushroom, please seek assistance before you turn 40

by dellabella July 11, 2022

Sensitive Mushroom

Someone who is extremely sensitive and looks like a mushroom
Anyone with the initials A.M.

Did you talk to Aidan today? He is a sensitive mushroom

by Shroom man April 21, 2021

mushroom

bottom

"mushroom"

by mushroom_den June 2, 2021

Mushroom Lesbian

A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.

Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"

by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 9, 2020

Mushroom packing

Sexual intercourse where only the tip of the penis enter the vagina

"Don't worry baby we're just going to do some mushroom packing. You'll still be a virgin"

by Zoegrrl February 11, 2015

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018