OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER

Wait for your girl to be fully asleep, then gently slide in her, undetected, giving her the ol' Bunker-Buster. Once the payload has been delivered, shout-out the code words "The Ham is in the Sammich", signifying the mission is complete.

I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.

by El Guapo Blanco June 22, 2025

Midnight Monkeys

A group of devious individuals whos sole purpose is to cause criminal mischief.

Them Midnight Monkeys are devious as shit!

by Timfree January 18, 2023

Midnight Cinderella

When something isn’t as glamorous or appealing as it seems; a reality check

“Living alone has been great, but housekeeping is a real midnight Cinderella”

by MysticofCyanCove August 31, 2022

meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight

On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)

"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.

by Dia ;) February 13, 2021

Midnight Fever

When something wakes you up in the first couple hours of the morning (around midnight) and you can’t get back to sleep for at least a couple hours. Usually causing you some drowsiness during the day.

A: Dang man i’m tired, I crashed right after I got out of work and woke up super early.
B: Did you go back to sleep?
A: Nah I grabbed my phone like an idiot and scrolled for hours. Had that Midnight Fever.

by That_one_guy_over_there June 10, 2025

midnight welding

When the woman passes out the man will ejaculated on her eyelids and letting it dry practicing the Art of Midnight Welding.

Tammy pass-out without taking care of my needs so I jerk-off and ejaculated on her eyelids. Letting it dry to shut close her eye lids practicing the art of midnight welding.

by eti March 12, 2014

Midnight Pie

When you get your ass eaten, after dark specifically

Shawty so fine I gave her that midnight pie

by Henrietta Edge October 11, 2025