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Mississipi Moonsnooze

Is when an astronaut first takes his sperm into his mouth during sex and then sneezes into his partner's vagina with the intention of impregnating her despite the weightlessness of purer space and the slow speed of ejaculation.
"Oh boy, Igor sure moonsnozed me good last Night"

"Captain I am off my birthcontrol. Let's try a Mississipi Moonsnooze!"
by RaggaTheMuffin November 27, 2022
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missiskippi

A specific measure of time that is not quite a “1 Mississippi”, but half of a 1 Mississippi.
Formally known as a “Missiskippi”.
“Now there I was at a group home
In the middle of the city when I noticed a worker with long diamond nails, yoga pants, and noticeably a dude. I couldn’t help myself but to wonder what he did with his bulge. Quickly I did a missiskippi and peered down at his junk.”

I.e. One Missiskippi is a quick peak at another man’s bulge.
by The Bulge Bandit August 14, 2024
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this side of the missisippi

basically the east or west of the missisippi river.
cedar point has the BEST roller coaster this side of the missisippi.
by EUSHDXUEGHDEW November 21, 2022
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