Juan

a name that good looking Mexicans have.

"Juan or two?"
"how many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?" - just Juan
"i hate tacos"-said no Juan ever.

by iloveyoubiiittcchhhh August 5, 2018

Ploppy Juan

A sloppy joe using chorizo instead of ground beef.

I'm running late at work, let's just make some ploppy juans

by SuomiMike32 February 3, 2025

Juan

My name is lamaugh Whyte and i love to ride Juan's dick it's extremely and it makes my booty hole I love u Juan

let me fuck u juan

by let me suck your dick juan November 26, 2022

JUAN FRANCISCO SUÁREZ GALLARDO

Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo is the son of a Colombian ex government and organization agent. Juan was born on september 23 2005 and is now studying in the United Kingdom. He is great with the ladies and is a very seductive young man. Juan is a very good sports man. He is said to be one of the best South American Rugby players of his age and has represented The Colombian national soccer selection in the years 2018 and 2019. He is also known by some in latin America due to his Surfing competition successes in Brazil, Chile and Spain. Because of his fathers work Juan is extremely rich for a boy of his age and is someone you should not underestimate or mess with.

Girl one: Omg he’s fit

Girl two: yep Thats Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo

by WIKEPEDIA 2000s June 16, 2019

Juan Carlos Kit

A very famous meme in Brawl Stars. In worlds 2024, in the 1st set of the 2nd quarterfinals match, which was HMBLE vs Pioneers, coach of Pioneers Filip47 told Secondbest to pick the brawler Kit, shocking everyone. Secondbest swapped with Juan Carlos, meaning that he would play Kit instead. Pioneers was easily defeated and Juan Carlos got 0 kills and 11 dps.

Person 1: What was the worst fail in worlds 2024?
Person 2: Juan Carlos Kit and it isnt even close.

by NEITSWFT December 18, 2024

Juan Minute

Juan Minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute

That fence only took Juan Minute to build

by bayster127 June 30, 2019

Juan

Juan is a horse that is normally seen living on his balcony, he became a meme in 2020 for a short time. He died at the #JuanIsOverParty where normies and memers alike came to cleanse the world of his name.

Juan.
-Juan.

by RedSpyIsInTheBase December 4, 2020