Juan Brassesco

Una persona muy inmadura. Se traba constantemente al hablar, no le gusta que lo molesten y le gusta admirar las estrellas mientras acaricia un pene. Muy enamoradizo pero no la pone ni a gancho

chica: Juan Brassesco cómo estás? saludos

chico: bien si

by ñañinxd November 23, 2021

Juan y las putas

An amazing group of guys. Constantly fighting every single second, but never ever breaking up. At the end of the day, through thick and thin... They'll always be the best of bros. A group composed of Mauri, Thom, matti, sferra, Nico, trave, albi, Jaco, yobo, pasta, Loris, dieghito, pie, Carlo, delchone, mazza, Gava and marci. They are the opposite yet better verison of the the 'gigi'. Remember juan y las putas, boys will be boys, bros before hoes(always) and fuck it, do it!

Lady 1: "Ley have you seen the sexy group of guys?"
Lady 2: "yes, who are they???"
Cazzoni cazzuti: " Hey ladies, we're Juan and you two can be my putas- Juan y las putas"

by Thisdoingiamwhy November 21, 2021

juan de

weird and likes girls like mary... not attractive at all

Wow his name is Juan de, he must like a mary

by coolgirlswaggie August 29, 2017

Juan

Juan is the most handsome man you’ll ever met.He might seem cold but once you know him he is a real gentleman and a loyal friend

Am so lucky I have bf named juan

by Rachelle_ittttttt November 21, 2021

Juan

Juan is the name of a nice boi who can be amazingly annoying (sort of like his friend, Bup.) But he will almost always have your back if you need it. Also, it’s a cool name in general

I don’t know how to use the word Juan in a sentence

by Scoralin September 10, 2020

Juan

A fatass that caused the earthquakes in California and leads a Gag group called killer cartel

Juan: * jumps once*
Cali: woah a earthquake!

by Onlymesoshutup July 9, 2019

San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.

MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.

by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009