Jerry

Jerry is a low key player has like 5 crushes at a time, leads on heaps of chicks sends toe pics said he's talking to half the sluts in town cringy tiktoks

jerry

by fringe rats aunty pickle April 28, 2020

Jerry

A big ape old man who likes to yell at kids at Pinon Mesa Middle School in Phelan, California. Most kids are afraid of him.

That big ape Jerry just yelled at some kids for running.

by SHAMROCKSHAKE July 14, 2022

Jerry

You’re cool and all, but you literally have cancer… that’s about it

You’re such a Jerry

by TheNameIsJerry December 13, 2021

Jerry-San

A stuck-up Asian Mostly those nasty woman who sells houses and pretends to act like an Angry White woman with Blue eyes! She's more towards being a shitty Conservative and love to have Bats mitzvah and hates her siblings for handling the cold hard truth that's She's 100% Egg roll and not a Hamburger! She has anger issues, She loves to poke fun of Retards and for the evening she sleeps with Jewish Guys or Black guys when She's bored and Horny!

Jerry-San is the worst kind of Asian women. They pretend to be Asexual and they are full of shit, They sell houses because they think they can pretend to be a Caucasian person with a fake American Accent. Here's her Conversation with a Typical Young man who's interested in Purchasing a property:

Jerry-San: Hi Happy Holidays and Fuck you for texting me, I'm gonna block your ass
Customer A: What? Really Have a happy new year? Why are you so rude.
Jerry-San: I get what I want, What kind of house you wanna buy?
Customer A: Your so rude and you have an Attitude, is everything okay going on with your life?
*Jerry-San is offended and feels triggered in Anger*

JERRY-SAN IN ANGRY MODE: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR A FUCKING RETARD AND I GET TO CONTROL YOU. I SLEEP WITH JEWISH GUYS EVERY NIGHT SO WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO YOU RETARDED BEANER?

Customer A: Fuck it, You lost a Customer like me. I'm calling my Abogados and have your Ass fired and probably arrested in Prison. See my Attorney in a couple of days!

Jerry-San: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIT! FUCK YOU, DIRTY MEXICAN!

6 months later, Jerry-San has went to a local mental Asylum and burned down a Catholic Church that Customer A goes to every Sunday!

by Arika Cho cho Butterface December 20, 2020

Stop Jerry

Ugh there is all always that friend named "Jerry" but at school they call him "Big dick Jerry". Big dick Jerry will not shut up like, get a life with your big ass penis like no one cares. Plus he always steals all of mine-coins things like stop Big dick Jerry.

1; Stop Jerry
2; Oh that dick..?
1; yeah
3 (Jerry); Hey guys have you ever-
2; oh my god sto-
3; climbed a mountain on that minecraft world..?

1; *Checks Minecraft account* wait those were my coins-
2; Big dick Jerry all ready left.

by llama-chan / lnfo - chan June 11, 2018

Jerry's bait shop

you know the place.

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop.
You know the place.

by plateenjoyer23 November 17, 2024

JERRY

JERRY is a bearded dragon who is very very sassy if he doesn't like you but overall jerry sleeps and eat all day and he loves hot bath and everyone loves jerry and jerry love u but jerry is all ways sassy even if you tell him hi

HI JERRY!
JERRY: *sassy look*
Jerry?
Jerry: *turns away*

by Kokushibo lover101 November 23, 2023