jacob sartorius

an annoying person who wears blush, is a guy, and is fugly as fuck

You are such a jacob sartorius

by lbj23theking July 11, 2016

jacob sartorius

the cancer of the internet

13 year old girl : I LOVE JACOB SARTORIUS OMG
Me : KYS

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong July 10, 2016

jacob sartorius

Pure cancer

Jacob sartorius is pure cancer

by Jj godly July 27, 2016

Jacob

Off brand Mexican

Jacob is an off brand Mexican also known as shirtless jake

by Taco cat 14137 September 15, 2019

Jacob Sartorius

13 year old boy from the musical.ly app who little girls are obsessed with at the moment.

A : Who is Jacob Sartorius?
B : Some little kid with no talent who lip syncs

by FirstLast2016 June 16, 2016

Theory of Jacob

One can not; one shall.

-Fishing is on our list of things not to do.

-It's whatever man, Theory of Jacob.

by Pseudymonium March 6, 2011

Jacob Tapp

the biggest reet you will ever encounter in your life ever. he's really hot but his retardness kinda takes over his body. he is probably the funniest person you will ever meet and he does THE dumbest shit but that is what makes him a funny person. no matter what you're doing with Jacob Tapp its always a good time. he's also a great driver so you can trust him with a very high number of passengers in the car, he won't kill you! super great guy to have in your life tho fr. if you have a Jacob Tapp then keep him!

girl 1: wow you know Jacob Tapp!
girl 2: yea, he's such a reet

by onlylovenothate November 14, 2018