jacob sartorius

an annoying person who wears blush, is a guy, and is fugly as fuck

You are such a jacob sartorius

by lbj23theking July 11, 2016

jacob sartorius

the cancer of the internet

13 year old girl : I LOVE JACOB SARTORIUS OMG
Me : KYS

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong July 10, 2016

jacob sartorius

Pure cancer

Jacob sartorius is pure cancer

by Jj godly July 27, 2016

Jacob

Off brand Mexican

Jacob is an off brand Mexican also known as shirtless jake

by Taco cat 14137 September 15, 2019

Jacob Sartorius

13 year old boy from the musical.ly app who little girls are obsessed with at the moment.

A : Who is Jacob Sartorius?
B : Some little kid with no talent who lip syncs

by FirstLast2016 June 16, 2016

Jacob Cruikshank

the very cute younger brother of Lucas Cruikshank or Fred he is also very popular on YouTube 🤗

Jacob Cruikshank is very cute

by KaityRyann_30 July 8, 2016

Jacob Standen

A man child and lover of all things Marvel. Able to watch the same trailer breakdown video for several hours. Confronting such person will spike an angry and unjustified outburst. Be warned, removing his hat or commenting on him crying at the end of a film will cause him to be triggered.

"What's he watching?"
"Him? That's Jacob Standen"

by RedRocketRobb June 12, 2017