Jahmal's Hoes

He gets all of them. If you ever ask anybody if Jahmal gets girls they will at least know 1 of his girlfriends.

Dude : Where are Jahmal's Hoes I don't see any, He doesn't get any hoes
Other Dude: thats where your wrong man He gets all the hoes

by FanGirlMJ January 28, 2022

Stable of hoes

The multitude of nice ladies in your snapchat

Jacob was getting snaps all day at work from his stable of hoes

by Jrk72591 June 13, 2022

stow your hoes

slang for "put your tools/stuff away". generally used by someone with very few or no hoes. however, in some rare cases though, "stow your hoes" may be used to tell someone who has a lot of hoes to hide the side pieces because the main squeeze/SO is inbound.

Bro, get your shit together and stow your hoes.

Executive Pilot flying billionaire and plain full of hookers: "We're approximately 9 minutes out from Las Vegas, pleas put your trade tables in the full upright and locked position, fasten your seatbelts, and stow your hoes. Flight attendants, crosscheck"

buddy leaving you a voicemail: Bro, your wife just grilled me about all kinds of shit. Said she knows you're cheating and she's gonna cut your dick and balls off, you need to stow your hoes bruh.

by Mountain Dew Code Retard July 11, 2022

Adam’s Hoes

A very long line of naturally beautiful and thick perfect master race Aryan blue eyes with a few black beauties in there as well.

“Wow Adam’s hoes sure do know how to please him”

“Oh no Adam’s hoes rabid, cover your dicks!!”

by JackScepticNerves December 11, 2022

Apex with the hoes

A game for fags and Emma should not play

Apex with the hoes is so unnecessary and only fags play that.

by Nonapexlover September 3, 2022

Apex with the hoes

This is the exact definition of a fag and Emma should not partake in this.

If Emma play “apex with the hoes” she’s a fag.

by Nonapexlover September 3, 2022

bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term

"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies

by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022