Having a particularly dirty anal sex setion and then ejaculating into the anus. The penis or ejaculating dildo should have fecal matter on the surface and the ejaculate should be contained in the anus with only a dollop on the out side.
by PhillZ February 7, 2010
Get the Chocolate Eclairmug. Guy 1: This video on YouTube looks awesome but I really gotta poop
Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf
Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf
by Koko and The Chief October 2, 2009
Get the Chocolate Surfmug. The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.
While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.
by JaeWu March 27, 2007
Get the Chocolate Clothespinmug. The act of sitting on someone's face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.
"Bro. Gave my girlfriend a Chocolate Pelican last night"
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'
by Hasina&Marious June 21, 2010
Get the Chocolate Pelicanmug. When a dude porks something in the rear for a great while and then pulls out his shaft and notices that there is a very brown and smelly substance covering his wang because the bitch/fag he was hittin had a dirty asshole, covered in dry shit on the outside and a huge log inside.
After anally inducing Sally for a great period of time, he pulled out and noticed brown smelly shit all over his manhood. When he finished donkey punching her, he mad sure she sucked his chocolate banana clean to make it look like it did before the anal pounding
by P-I-M-P-G-A-N-G-S-T-E-R August 16, 2004
Get the chocolate bananamug. Part of speech: noun
Origin of word: Tommy Sotomayor
A black male, usually a SIMP, that flexes artifical possessions, achievements, promises, or money to stand out, usually to impress a female. These males usually don't focus on their future in life, but instead, focus only on madden, drugs, 2k, jordans, a female, or passing out mixtapes in usual places. The majority of these peacocks are seen in reservations known as the homes of black women.
Origin of word: Tommy Sotomayor
A black male, usually a SIMP, that flexes artifical possessions, achievements, promises, or money to stand out, usually to impress a female. These males usually don't focus on their future in life, but instead, focus only on madden, drugs, 2k, jordans, a female, or passing out mixtapes in usual places. The majority of these peacocks are seen in reservations known as the homes of black women.
Example:
"Why is that nigga wearing a bright red shirt and a long goal chain? He's broke."
"He's a chocolate peacock."
"Ooo..."
"Why is that nigga wearing a bright red shirt and a long goal chain? He's broke."
"He's a chocolate peacock."
"Ooo..."
by kingplutoxiao1 September 9, 2015
Get the chocolate peacockmug. by Boxhead October 24, 2004
Get the Chocolate Luvmug.