Guy 1: This video on YouTube looks awesome but I really gotta poop
Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf
Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf
by Koko and The Chief October 02, 2009
The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.
While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.
by JaeWu March 22, 2007
fancy a chocolate ploughman?
by harray shipmonay March 13, 2008
That woman has some nice chocolate milkwagons.
Look at those chocolate milkwagons shake.
I could sure go for a swig from those chocolate milkwagons
Look at those chocolate milkwagons shake.
I could sure go for a swig from those chocolate milkwagons
by Original Rotten May 17, 2006
When a dude porks something in the rear for a great while and then pulls out his shaft and notices that there is a very brown and smelly substance covering his wang because the bitch/fag he was hittin had a dirty asshole, covered in dry shit on the outside and a huge log inside.
After anally inducing Sally for a great period of time, he pulled out and noticed brown smelly shit all over his manhood. When he finished donkey punching her, he mad sure she sucked his chocolate banana clean to make it look like it did before the anal pounding
by P-I-M-P-G-A-N-G-S-T-E-R August 17, 2004
I never had someone fuck me in the ass so good until the chocolate porcupine! I came for an hour and a half
by Trickle August 02, 2006
Rich-"Hey Dave we got a new pet hamster."
Dave-"Ohh yeah were is it at."
Rich-"I put it in my chocolate locker for safe keeping."
Dave-"Ewwwwwwwww!"
Dave-"Ohh yeah were is it at."
Rich-"I put it in my chocolate locker for safe keeping."
Dave-"Ewwwwwwwww!"
by JFG3 September 10, 2010