Chocolate Clothespin

The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.

While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.

by JaeWu March 27, 2007

chocolate ploughman

a man that loves giving anal sex. nothing to do with farming.

fancy a chocolate ploughman?

by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008

Chocolate Cracker

A more colorful choice of words to describe a wigger. White nigger.

I got car jacked the other day but it wasn't even a real chocolate. It was a chocolate cracker!

by NiggaLars January 3, 2009

shoot the chocolate

take a shit

Where's the bathroom, I gotta shoot the chocolate.

by brock0lee February 16, 2004

chocolate banana

When a dude porks something in the rear for a great while and then pulls out his shaft and notices that there is a very brown and smelly substance covering his wang because the bitch/fag he was hittin had a dirty asshole, covered in dry shit on the outside and a huge log inside.

After anally inducing Sally for a great period of time, he pulled out and noticed brown smelly shit all over his manhood. When he finished donkey punching her, he mad sure she sucked his chocolate banana clean to make it look like it did before the anal pounding

by P-I-M-P-G-A-N-G-S-T-E-R August 16, 2004

Chocolate locker

The anatomical region of the body that is known as your butt.

Rich-"Hey Dave we got a new pet hamster."
Dave-"Ohh yeah were is it at."
Rich-"I put it in my chocolate locker for safe keeping."
Dave-"Ewwwwwwwww!"

by JFG3 September 10, 2010

Chocolate Docking

First, two individuals are performing anal intercourse. This act results in fecal residue on the shaft of the penis. The individual with said fecal "shaft matter" then engages in the ritual of docking. Thereby, standing face to face hands on shoulders, carefully spreading the before mentioned fecal matter, with a highly complex repititous foreskin manuever. However, this act is not homosexual in any way, shape or form...and must be performed with BFF's only. This act is also sometimes reffered to as "Choco Docking" in slang.

Hey Joe...I'm tired of this whole docking scene....Let's take it up a notch and do some Chocolate Docking!

by d0ckingPr0 June 26, 2010