Guy 1: This video on YouTube looks awesome but I really gotta poop
Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf
Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf
by Koko and The Chief October 2, 2009
Get the Chocolate Surfmug. by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008
Get the chocolate ploughmanmug. The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.
While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.
by JaeWu March 27, 2007
Get the Chocolate Clothespinmug. The act of sitting on someone's face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.
"Bro. Gave my girlfriend a Chocolate Pelican last night"
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'
by Hasina&Marious June 21, 2010
Get the Chocolate Pelicanmug. When a dude porks something in the rear for a great while and then pulls out his shaft and notices that there is a very brown and smelly substance covering his wang because the bitch/fag he was hittin had a dirty asshole, covered in dry shit on the outside and a huge log inside.
After anally inducing Sally for a great period of time, he pulled out and noticed brown smelly shit all over his manhood. When he finished donkey punching her, he mad sure she sucked his chocolate banana clean to make it look like it did before the anal pounding
by P-I-M-P-G-A-N-G-S-T-E-R August 16, 2004
Get the chocolate bananamug. by Boxhead October 24, 2004
Get the Chocolate Luvmug. I never had someone fuck me in the ass so good until the chocolate porcupine! I came for an hour and a half
by Trickle August 3, 2006
Get the chocolate porcupinemug.