Bullshit

When your cousin says "I'll be there for you." but he blocks you on Discord.

Brandon: Just be there for your cousins when they need you.

Me: Hey Bran-

Brandon: What do YOU want?!

Me: This is bullshit...

by Not Ducky August 29, 2020

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bullshit

When you take the reno warlock down to 1 HP and they play Reno Jackson and lose the game, before the knife jugler misses 7 jungles.

That Reno Warlock just played his Bullshit card, this game is so Bullshit

by SpoderFatGuy July 30, 2016

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It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.

“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”

by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020

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Baby Back Bullshit

when in doubt something goes seriously wrong in your life, like bad, and you need to let it all out yet your body is telling you “dont curse” but you say this (also you had just watched the Baby Got Back music video)

Person 1: Dawg I broke your juul...
Me: Man thats some baby back bullshit

buy me a new one

by yuh tuh muh suh November 28, 2018

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fucking bullshit

np. A term used to describe something unfair or unjust. Can also be used to describe a term that is pure cap.
np. A saying used when you randomly disconnect from your neighbors wi-fi.

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
(used for all of the above)

by Churros_XD acc2 July 7, 2024

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