Bagel

American donut

That's a bagel

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022

sucks bagels

It's a synonmyn of sucks balls

Dude 1:"The concert is sold out."
Dude 2: "That sucks bagels

by Texasfreak May 18, 2009

Tijuana Bagel

Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...

When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel

by Stonedirt November 8, 2017

Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.

Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.

by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024

NO Bagel

Tj

No bagel no bagel

by Person.0. November 23, 2018

Erin Bagel

Erin Bagel is a rapper who likes to eat bagels.

Erin Bagel sang a song called "The boy's a liar".

by Calex123 May 16, 2023

Bagel rat

A act of ejaculating with a bagel to act as a pocket pussy and rats to clean up.

I just hit a bagel rat.

by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022