yodeling banana

When you are bored and are typing random things in to the urban dictionary

I am really bored, u know I'll type yodeling banana in to the urban dictionary

by Jesster_the_giraffe July 27, 2017

Banana Shaming

Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.

Refer to the banana eating rules

1. Never close your eyes

2. Never make eye contact

3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth

4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm

Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.

Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.

by SerialMind July 25, 2014

banana nations

one was a youtuber called banana nations and his channel got deleted

i miss banana nations

by o[ikoujyluj February 1, 2020

Kansas Banana

A euphemism used by medical staff to refer to a patient admitted for prolonged erection as a result of over dosing on Viagra. The term is derived from the fact that one of the first celebrity endorsers of the drug was a Senator from Kansas named Dole. A synonym is "purple paw paw."

We have a Kansas banana in exam room three and ice packs aren't working so I think we'll have to install a shunt to drain it.

by Cledus Snow October 17, 2021

banana masturbation

when a female grabs as many bananas as she wants and stick them in whichever hole she wants while screaming the annoying orange "he will mock you" song :)

"i had just gotten home and i opened her door and was going to give her a present but i found her doing banana masturbation"

by fkyoujames June 14, 2017

Warm banana

When a man jerks off before sex to last longer.

Last night was her birthday so I gave her the old warm banana.

by Sack O'neill December 2, 2010

Rasputin Banana

The Rasputin Banana is when you use shattered glass from fine glass to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your penis and shout "Для России!" (Translation: "For Russia!" ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the ass until they shit themselves using nothing but dick blood for lube.

I picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so I gave her the Rasputin Banana.

by KING HORN November 20, 2017