jacob sartorius

an annoying person who wears blush, is a guy, and is fugly as fuck

You are such a jacob sartorius

by lbj23theking July 11, 2016

jacob sartorius

the cancer of the internet

13 year old girl : I LOVE JACOB SARTORIUS OMG
Me : KYS

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong July 10, 2016

jacob sartorius

Pure cancer

Jacob sartorius is pure cancer

by Jj godly July 27, 2016

Jacob

Off brand Mexican

Jacob is an off brand Mexican also known as shirtless jake

by Taco cat 14137 September 15, 2019

Jacob Sartorius

13 year old boy from the musical.ly app who little girls are obsessed with at the moment.

A : Who is Jacob Sartorius?
B : Some little kid with no talent who lip syncs

by FirstLast2016 June 16, 2016

elana and jacob

Never gonna happen

Bitch never gonna happen elana and Jacob

by Suck iiiiittyt August 22, 2017

Joel Jacobs

A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.

Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake

by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018