chop and drop

Another name for a mullet hair cut. The front hair is chopped and the back hair is allowed to drop.

Me: Wow, what happened to Harold's hair?

You: Mary Jo hooked him up with a chop and drop.

by Lord Harry October 9, 2011

Bogs Chops

Bogs Chops, also known as bog chops, are a breed of phone virus that force an individual to make a typo when texting. The scientific name for the virus is Bogus Chopus.

After making a really bad typo
"Wow, the bogs chops really got me!"

by CreepyCripple March 31, 2021

chopped lover

Similar to chopped liver, is having sex with someone when all other options are exasperated. Could also be used in place of friends with benefits.

Yeah we're having sex, but he's just chopped lover.

by Laundromat August 24, 2016

chop a cog

To go and have a wank,

aka rip one out

Ill be back in a sec lads, im off to chop a cog

by lordofthetower June 17, 2009

diggin' the chops

a term used to describe your interest in someone discretely

Guy 1: Do you see that brunette with the tramp stamp by the bar?

Guy 2: Yeah she made me JIMP.

Guy 1: Yeah I am diggin' the chops, too.

by ScruffMcGruff October 9, 2009

online chopping

when you go to an online shopping site and go all the way to the checkout page with a product in your cart but then just press x and close the poor page

jim gets cheap thrills by online chopping, he thinks there is an actual sales person staring at him shop and who gets all sad when jim online chops the cart

by kbx911 October 7, 2011

shit chops

The end result of a successful dirty elvis.

Did you see Matt's mom's shit chops?... Larry must have given her a dirty elvis after taco salad night.

by Becky B. September 9, 2005