National kiss your mate day

Basically all you do is kiss your girl on October 31 and don’t be a sissy and not do it.

“Ouuhhhh it’s national kiss your mate day I’ll be right back I gotta kid my girl”

by User345678910 October 30, 2019

National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

National Lebets Day

October 6th, national Lebets (have sex) day!!!!!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Person 1: Today is National Lebets Day!
Person 2: Okay!

by The_Condutor October 6, 2022

National Brothers day

May 12th

Tell your brother how much you love them or show them

You: hey brother I love you
Brother: um
You: it's national brothers day!

by Duckyjen May 12, 2022

National laugh day

Everyday

“ hi! Haha, it’s national laugh day

by imachickenball April 12, 2021

National Bonnie speaks facts day

national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.

“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”

by petitebunni January 1, 2023

National Kill Strategetic Day

This occurs on July 14th. National Kill Strategetic Day is when you GET TO FUCKING KILL HIM. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM KLSEHRGN;.LELIKRGHBE;R/LGKHEWBR';LFIKWEHNR'GHERTHG

Console: Hey! It's National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: I'm grabbing the shotgun.

by Azterica July 14, 2023