National Run Over A Child

One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).

Me: It’s September 9th

My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!

by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

July 1st National post your crush day

Post your crush!!

July 1st National post your crush day

by Dracos wife July 1, 2022

national fuck day

october 14th

we can have a national fuck day

by abhxbefne October 12, 2019

National kick an Ollie day

It is on the 20th of november

National kick an Ollie day

by Ollie.yeet.yeet.Ollie November 20, 2020

national handjob day

National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.

John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.

by creamycumzaddy6969 December 12, 2022

National Jake Month

All of no nut November is national jake month.

Brad: Yo dude I’m so psyched for November bro.
Chad: Yaa bro did you also know it’s national jake month

by X@ND3R November 1, 2021

National Girlfriend Day

On June 11th you better treat your love as the queen they are!

national girlfriend day is the day where the world revolves around your girlfriend

by soggywaffles June 11, 2022