National dyke day

National dyke day is the day where all the girls dress up as a dyke and for the whole day we act, walk, and talk like a dyke on June 20
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Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday
by Lauren's Bear October 30, 2020
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National sell someone day

December 5th is national sell someone day! Sell someone your friends your family randoms on the street or someone named kazuha or venus!
Hey what’s today’s date?

December 5th

Oh national sell someone day
Yea I sold someone named kazuha
by Worldball December 05, 2023
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National Irv Day

A day of that year that is reserved for Irv’s all around the globe. This nationally known holiday has the reputation of a day of craziness. It’s a day all about celebrating Irv, appreciating Irv, and most importantly letting national Irv day be known for the uncultured people who may not know about it.
Hey dude, June 4th is coming up! I can’t wait, we need to get a piñata and tannerite to celebrate. This is going to be the best National Irv Day of all time!
by I like dick 27 May 24, 2024
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Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
by Tit day tit day October 01, 2023
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Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
by Tit day tit day October 01, 2023
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National Grab Ear Day

Okay, what? Did you just search this up because of Moana?
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.
National Grab Ear Day is not necessary...
by L0V3S1CK July 06, 2021
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