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"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."
Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
mugGet the Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortablemug.

getting jack moored

when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly
"Bro I was getting Jack Moored earlier"
by boobybojangles27 February 9, 2024
mugGet the getting jack mooredmug.

get outta ma jungle

A stupid phrase used by a weeb streamer called Nightblue3. The phrase is used when he gets a kill in the game League Of Legends. After the phrase is used he normally startes typing CY@ in the all chat.
*Nightblue3 kills the enemy jungler trying to counter jungle*
Nightblue3: "Get outta ma jungle"
*3 seconds after*
Nightblue3: CY@
by Uokyl January 3, 2017
mugGet the get outta ma junglemug.

hehe get keen

when you don't have a clue what to say and you need to fill in the silence
by unicorrn_69 September 1, 2020
mugGet the hehe get keenmug.

Get off in there

To go to; to partake in; to get a portion of; to participate in
“I made a pot of chili, you finna get off in there?”
“We are going to play disc golf, you gettin off in there?”
by Richard Prahl February 5, 2022
mugGet the Get off in theremug.

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