National give your boyfriend head day

National Boyfriend Day is April 19. This is a day to show appreciation your boyfriend and make him feel special. Love him by really showing how much you love him.

Happy national give your boyfriend head day baby, now come over here.

by Michael Robinson April 19, 2023

National girlfriend day

November 17th

Today is national girlfriend day. Today is November 17th

by Doc rivers November 17, 2023

National Speak With Images Day

April 27th is National Speak With Images Day

A day where instead of sending texts you send memes/images

Person a:"Tommorow is national speak with images day!"
Person b:"what's that?"
Person a:"instead of sending texts you send, memes, gifs, and images."

by crusaderofthotpockets April 27, 2021

National Delanie Sends Nudes Day

Everyday. Fuck you Delanie.

I’m Delanie! It’s national delanie sends nudes day! I should send my significant other nudes!

by TheKingOfSunnyD October 28, 2020

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National send dick vids day

It happens on June 13th it when you send anyone a video of your dick.

Person 1: Hey guess what today is!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It’s national send dick vids day

Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: it’s when you send anyone a vid of your dick!

by Kirk drankling June 13, 2022

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019