National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

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National Protection Against Rape Day

Keep your friends and family close and help them with past problems with rape its very serious and should be treated as such it isnt a joke!

Whats Today?
Its NPARD(National Protection Against Rape Day)! Dont Worry girl i got your back together we can fight against rape!

by RealTreWay April 24, 2023

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NATIONAL TWERK MONTH

During the months June July August and September, make a video of you bussing that ass down and send it to someone
(have no one to send it to? send it to @0mgdk on ig)

Belle: Sophie! it’s june.
Sophie: oh snap! it’s national twerk month, better send a video of me bussing it down to someone

by poosos June 16, 2023

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national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

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National Give Nudes Day

April 24th is the day you need nudes from someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could ask for nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Give Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Give Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by xSuperPenguin April 23, 2019

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