wanker

The LBSC I1.

Can't get this wanker to steam.

by Someone, lincon idfk March 24, 2021

pinky-wanker

Tiny wee-wee, typically seen in sentences relating to cold weather.

He was playing in the snow with his pinky-wanker out

by HURGALBURGAL January 11, 2025

Wanker

Someone who is very annoying,

person 1: Did you see that wanker over there?
person 2: yeah i heard he was really annoying

by NewcastleLad55 August 6, 2020

Wanker

A person who behaves or acts poorly, rude, immature and impolite. Seen as the British equivalent of dickhead

"Stop being such a wanker Jack!"

by adamwednesday December 10, 2015

Wanker

A wanker is a British insult that could be used in two different ways.
1.somebody who masturbates frequently
2.A general insult

1.John beats his meat three times a day, he’s a massive wanker!
2. You fucking wanker!!!

by blah_blah-blah_ May 7, 2023

Hanky Wanker

The British version of the Hanky Wank

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

Wanker

Called to a person who masterbates or as a derogatory term.
Taken from the Russian word WANKA (pronounced : Shapka) meaning hat or headwear.

You're a wanker.
Shut up you wanker

by Nashwell October 1, 2020