Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015

Vanilla

If someone is vanilla then they are predictable and not crazy. Vanilla people are great, but there a lots of them and less of other “flavors”.

#1: “Lindsey loves dog and says she’s not like other girls.”

#2: “Bro that’s literally 90% of girls...”

#1: “Omg is Lindsey vanilla?”

by Dr.door January 13, 2019

Vanilla cone

that $1 ice-cream cone you can get from McDonalds or DQ

yo man can you pick me up a vanilla cone

by gooseyp March 17, 2017

Vanilla Slayer

Sex on vanilla beens

Let's go home and be vanilla slayers

by Clarke gut June 28, 2025

Vanilla

"Vanilla" is used to describe a version of the video game Minecraft without additional mods or plugins.

"Mark only plays vanilla Minecraft, while I use a texture pack."

by kixsypixsy September 8, 2025

Vanilla swirl

A vanilla swirl is the act of spunking in a womens asshole after she has had a shit. When pulling out you must swirl the shitty spunk around their asshole hence creating the Vanilla Swirl

Honey im going to give you the messiest vanilla swirl tonight and lick your chocolate star fish clean.

by Batty fingerer September 6, 2023

vanilla

safe word, typically used when one is feeling unsafe

satirically used among friends towards ugly people or ones with unusual traits

omg that fat guy is so vanilla!

Stephen Hawking clone got me sayin, "vanilla, vanilla!"
Fuuu better run that mf is so vanilla.

by vanilla lord June 9, 2023