vampire diving

in the thirst for blood, a true vampire dives deep while the river is bloody

while she was on her period?? he’s vampire diving

by yeeticusprime April 2, 2022

Vampire Beaver Duck

A platypus.

Platypus babies, also known as puggles, drink milk but since the mother has no nipples the milk is sweat out so the puggle will suckle on the fur like a little vampire beaver duck.

by HunterSMontana010921 March 27, 2025

vampire mustache

A ring of menstral blood on the upper lip caused by eating a girl out on her period.

I didn't know she was raggin but when I cane up I had a wicked vampire mustache.

by MrBubbleBukake March 3, 2015

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Protein Vampire

An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.

She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.

by Outside Pee'er March 9, 2023

Vampired

Someone strung out on drugs, like heroin

I was sitting at a strip club and this girl came and sat by me and I realized it was a friend from high school but something was different. She was vampired! sucken in jaws, thirsty eyes, and she looked lifeless.

by k bunny March 19, 2023

Vampire Olivia Rodrigo

I USED TO THINK I WAS SMART BUT YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NAIVE.

THE WAY YOU SOLD ME FOR PARTS.
AS YOU USNK YOUR TEETH INTO ME!

OH...

BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFKER.

BLEEDING ME DRY,

LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE..

Omg, the song.. Vampire Olivia Rodrigo Rocks!

by Vampire Olivia Rodrigo August 20, 2024