Vampire-o-saurus

A vampire dinosaur (of any type of dinosaur).

The mad scientist turned a T-Rex into a vampire-o-saurus.

by Sparkle200 November 6, 2023

Vampire Hard Way

A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted

“Aw man! He just Vampire Hard Way-ed my neck. I lost!”

by annikapants November 12, 2023

faggot vampire

To desire, perform or indulge in sexually perverse activities due to a societal distortion. Eventually forcing or pushing unsuspecting victims into the path of similar sexual perversions in an effort to grow it as a societal norm. It's not gay, it's much worse.

The cops in Ottawa became faggot vampires during the 1990s.

by Alpinta December 26, 2023

faggot vampirism

v. Participating, desiring or indulging in any lewd act of sexual misconduct or perversion while developing an intent to push unsuspecting victims into the same fate in the hopes of creating a new societal norm, or business.

There was a faggot vampirism outbreak in the Canadian police and military forces during the 1990s, it's gone dark since - but it's still there cause none of them have the balls to clean it up and actually protect the people.

by Alpinta December 26, 2023

Mr. Vampire

a song from the popular k-pop group ITZY. it is in the album BORN TO BE and it was released on January 8th 2024. some of the other songs include: Born to be, untouchable, dynamite, etc. This song does not have Lia in it but the album does have the song Blossom with only lia in it.

girl: hey boy, did you listen to Mr. Vampire yet?
boy: fuck no, I hate k-pop
girl: kill yourself now
girl2: I listened to it and it was great
boy2: yeah man

by Biggest stray kids fan January 10, 2024

Vampire Bottom

A kinky term referring to a submissive person who provides little or no expression or movement in response to the stimulations of a dominant person, often by laying silent and motionless during play (like a vampire).

I've met my share of vampire bottoms. Once, I tried flogging, tying, clamping, and even fucking a guy for hours, and I maybe got a single whimper and a twitch the whole time we played.

by The I Like Trains MAN January 15, 2024

Vampire Survivors

Literal dogshit. Does have among us tho. This skibidi toilet concept is just absurd! I mean, seriously, who needs a toilet that doubles as a bizarre piece of entertainment? It's a classic case of prioritizing frivolity over functionality. Sure, we all could use a laugh, but let's not forget the primary purpose of a toilet – it's not a playground or an art installation. Some might argue that it's a creative take on the mundane, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would genuinely want such a thing in their bathroom. Why complicate a simple, practical appliance with unnecessary gimmicks? There's a fine line between adding a touch of fun to everyday life and turning essential items into impractical novelties.

"I hate vampire Survivors, it GYAAAAAAAT!!!!!"

by gtyghghjj January 24, 2024