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TA Syndrome

This is a condition common to those that have served/are serving for the Territorial Army in which they delude themselves with grandeur and demand respect in day to day "civi" life based on the fact they are in to TA.

People with this syndrome do not suffer since a secondary symptom is being utterly oblivious to how they are despised by the real army and civilians alike.

Not all members of the Territorial Army have this syndrome, but those that do can be detected by the fact they will bring up the fact that they are in the TA within seconds of starting conversation.
Bartender: You waiting mate?

Dean: Ahh, umm, I'll have a double whiskey and lemonade. We don't get chance for all this lazing around you lot do in the TA, this is the first drink I've had in five months.

Bartender to regular: What a cunt.

Regular: Yeah, TA Syndrome.
by Polio Bear March 12, 2009
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hardass syndrome

a puny guy who works out a couple times and suddenly thinks he's a hardass, and thinks he can keep up with the big dogs, and that he's invincible. Synonyms - small dick complex, badass fever, wannabe Brian Cushing
Look's like that Steve kid has a serious case of hardass syndrome. He's only 120 pounds but thinks he's as strong as a linebacker because he lifts weights two times a week.
by ms0501 February 14, 2012
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Drummer's Syndrome

When a drummer loves drumming so much, that he/she will tap on anything whenever and wherever he/she can. Drummer's who suffer from this often use their fingers to tap on inanimate objects - such as chairs, desks, and car seats - or in severe cases of boredom - other people. Friends and teachers are the people most affected by this unfortunate syndrome, due to it's constant intrusion into activities, and due to the fact that the tapping can be hideously, dreadfully, disturbingly, remarkably, and intensely annoying.
1. Dude, stop having Drummer's Syndrome and drumming on the desk. This is history class, not a concert.

2. Matt, if you don't stop having Drummer's Syndrome, I will glue your hands and feet to the table.
by da drumma January 10, 2014
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Morris Syndrome

Obsessing over a particular subject unnecessarily. Making the certain subjects become their life in it's entirety. One may believe the Syndrome has gone when in fact they have just moved on to another subject to obsess over.
'Man I love Green Day'- This person has Morris Syndrome for Green Day.

'Team Jacob'- Morris Syndrome and idiot.
by Billie Joe Armstrong Baby xxx October 26, 2010
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Washi Syndrome

When someone acts extremely awkward around the opposite gender.
"Wow look at that guy... he totally has Washi Syndrome around that chick..."
by StorBjorne January 20, 2020
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Santa syndrome

Santa syndrome is a psychological syndrome in which affected individuals to ultimately accept atheism. Most individuals discover or are told that the supernatural aspects associated with the Christian tradition of Santa Claus, such as him riding a sleigh led by reindeer and giving all good children around the world Christmas presents, are legend and are simply practiced in order to enrich the experience of celebrating the holy day. However, individuals with Santa syndrome are often abnormally bitter about this finding and as a result, move further to reject the existence of God, which has been firmly established in the Five Ways, Kalam Cosmological Argument, etc.
The militant atheist came to deny the existence of God after suffering from Santa Syndrome in his/her youth.
by Lollipop10101 September 3, 2012
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circle syndrome

The game people play when one likes someone but the other likes them back(even a little) yet, plays mind games and they meet new people but once they are lost or bored, they come running back to the one that liked them. Over time the person starts to give up/not care on the one they liked cause they know they fell a little too hard and don't want to hurt no more.But every time that other slighty come back, all those frustrating thoughts run through one's mind again. And it's like an infectious circle that doesn't really stop for a whileee.
Who needs an example? I am positive 80% of you reading this have been in the circle syndrome.
by OhMyAnonymous April 23, 2007
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